Donald and Barack Exchange E-mails

I want to share a correspondence that has taken place between myself and Senator Obama. Since I closed the DNC with a benediction, people have asked whether I know the Senator and whether we’ve met. Barack Obama and I have had an ongoing e-mail correspondence for several months, the bulk of which I have posted for you.

It all started when I attended a rally here in Portland at which more than 75,000 people showed to support the Senator. Somehow, I managed to get a spot close to the stage and during his speech the Senator pointed at me and told me “Yes, I could,” something I think he stole from the Black Eyed Pea’s, but oh well. Anyway, I was moved by the speech, but I had questions. I can do what? At the time, I was trying to pick paint colors for the living room, but was frozen between Icelandic Blue and Mossy-Rock Green.

To my amazement, Barack e-mailed me shortly thereafter. I don’t know if it is appropriate to share our personal correspondence, but I offer it to you anyway. I’ve posted Barack’s e-mails followed by my responses.

FIRST E-MAIL FROM BARACK:

Dear Donald,

You did it!

Not just yesterday, but every day for more than a year, you did what the cynics said we couldn’t do.

You said the time has come to get beyond the same old tactics that divide and distract us, and you gave people a reason to believe again.

We’re within reach of the nomination, and we are ready to take this country in a new direction.
Thank you for your continued support, and for everything you’ve done to make this possible.
Barack

MY RESPONSE:

Mr. Obama,

Wow. I’m shocked. How did you get my e-mail address? I gave my e-mail address to a cute hippie with a clip board. Did you get my address from her? Do you know her? Can you ask her to call me? Anyway, no biggie, just cool that you wrote.

I wanted to talk to you after the rally but the guy with the curly earphones said you were busy. As for your e-mail, I don’t remember saying “the time has come to get beyond the same old tactics that divide and distract us,” but that’s exactly how I feel. I say a lot of things I don’t remember. My roommate Jordan said I said he could eat my leftover calzone from Pizzicatta but I don’t remember saying that and I know I was planning on having it for breakfast the next day.

Anyway, I hear you are going to Europe. I was thinking about trying to get over there myself but the exchange rate is nuts. My friend Karl said he paid nine bucks for a pint. That’s out of my league. Are you backpacking? Staying in hostels? Watch out in Amsterdam, that place is crazy. Write back about that hippie girl.

I gotta go.

Don

SECOND E-MAIL FROM BARACK:

Donald –

Right now you have a unique opportunity to go head-to-head with George W. Bush.
This week, John McCain and George Bush gathered behind closed doors, away from the cameras, to raise money for McCain’s campaign.

McCain used Bush to raise a reported $3.5 million from a group of about 500 Republican contributors.
That’s a lot of money that will undoubtedly be used to attack us and make the case to continue George Bush’s policies.

John McCain can run from the cameras, but he can’t hide from the fact he’s aiming to continue George Bush’s policies for a disastrous third term.

Let’s show that we’re ready to take him on. Donate to the campaign today.

Thank you,

Barack

MY RESPONSE:

Barack, dude, that first line freaked me out. For a second I was like, no way, he’s surrounded by secret service. And then I was picturing some kind of fight club in the basement of the White House where Dick Cheney and Karl Rove pummel each other in order to “feel.” Did you see that movie? Chuck Palhniuk is from Portland, you know. He’s a bit strange.

To be honest, man, I’m strapped for cash right now. I bought a couple t-shirts at the rally and a bumper-sticker but that’s all the money I had. I should have some money coming in next week and I’ll float you something. Do you need to pick up a flag pin? I’ve got one if you need it. It was my uncles.

Later,

Don

P.S. My friends call me Don, so it’s cool.

THIRD E-MAIL FROM BARACK:

Donald –
I’m about to take the stage in St. Paul and announce that we have won the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.

It’s been a long journey, and we should all pause to thank Hillary Clinton, who made history in this campaign. Our party and our country are better off because of her.

It’s going to take hard work, but thanks to you and millions of other donors and volunteers, no one has ever been more prepared for such a challenge.

Thank you for everything you’ve done to get us here. Let’s keep making history.

Barack

MY RESPONSE:

Barack,

Sorry I missed your e-mail. Did you already give your speech? Do you get this on an I-Phone? My friend Wade and me (he was standing next to me at the Portland rally) ran down to the river because somebody said Starbucks was giving away Frappacino’s. Half true, though. It was just free samples. But Wade and I kept walking around this pole to get back in line and I filled up half a Nalgene before they told me to stop.

Very cool about Hillary. Sometimes you just have to talk it through, you know. I just think it’s cool you guys can be friends. I’m not married but I know my married friends are always looking for other couples to hang out with.

Let me know how that speech went.

Don

P.S. Also, did you give Al Gore my e-mail address? It’s cool, I just hadn’t heard from him before. We’re friends on facebook, but what does that mean anymore. And please, everybody calls me Don.

An E-Mail from Michelle Obama, came shortly after I was asked to give the closing prayer at the DNC.

FIRST E-MAIL FROM MICHELE OBAMA:

Donald –

Barack likes to tell a story about the two of us standing backstage before his speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

The way he tells it, he was too busy in the days before the convention to feel any pressure — but about an hour before the speech, I could tell he was getting a little nervous.

To break the tension, right before he went out on stage I leaned in close and said, “Just don’t screw it up, buddy.”

We laughed. And then Barack brought the house down.

Barack’s speech at this year’s convention will be a culmination of the unlikely journey that has brought all of us so far over the past 17 months.

Seeing it in person will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. I’m excited about being there, and if you make a donation of $5 or more before the deadline, you could join Barack backstage. Donate today and you will be registered to join us!

Thanks for everything you’ve done to get us here.

Michelle

MY RESPONSE:

Mrs. Obama,

It’s a pleasure to hear from you. You look lovely all the time. Are we all going to hang out in Denver? I think it’s awesome they asked me to pray.

I just want you to know, I’m not one of those cigar-smoking guys that is going to have your husband out on the back deck shooting b.b. guns till midnight. I don’t know if you made contact to try to feel me out or not, but I’m not like that. I like a cigar every once in a while, but it’s not that big of a deal.

That is awesome what you said to Barack before the 2004 speech, about not screwing it up. That was the first time I saw him speak and I was blown away. But could you not say that to me before my prayer? Please. I just get really, really nervous. I nearly wet my pants before that talk at Harvard. I know it’s just a three-minute prayer, but could you just kind of nod at me when it’s my turn to walk out there? I am just going to listen to my headphones beforehand, like Michael Phelps. 

Also, I don’t have to follow him, do I? He’s not going to do the yes you can one, is he? Think he’d be willing to tone it down a bit, so I don’t look bad?

I look forward to meeting you. I don’t hardly watch football anymore. Just on Sundays, and never when I am at somebody else’s house. No biggie, just saying.

Sincerely,

Donald

P.S. So do I have to register to get a pass. A lady named Kitty called and said there would be a packet at the hotel. What room are you guys in?

FINAL E-MAIL FROM BARACK:

Donald –

As you may have heard, 10 supporters will be joining me backstage before I accept the nomination at the Democratic National Convention in Denver.

The people who make up our movement are of all different ages, races, and backgrounds — and these folks are no different.

They each bring their own unique perspectives and experience, and they are united by their hunger for change.

If you cannot make it to Denver, you can get together with your friends and family and watch my acceptance speech at a Convention Watch Party.

Thank you for your belief in our ability to bring real change to this country. You continue to grow and strengthen our movement in ways no one thought possible.

Barack

MY RESPONSE:

Barack,

Cool about the other guys. Are they fraternity guys? It’s just not my crowd, that’s all. But no big deal.

I can make it to Denver. I told Michelle but she hasn’t e-mailed back. Kitty said my rehearsal would be on Sunday and I could use the teleprompter. Do they control the text from the sound-booth or can you scroll up and down with a button of your own? Have you ever looked through the teleprompter and got eye-locked with somebody and messed up?

Are the other guys giving a prayer, too?

It’s really cool you guys invited me to come. It’s an honor, to be honest. I think it’s great that you pray. I pray too. Tell Michelle I say hello. See you soon.

Sincerely,

Donald

P.S. Can you get Hannah Montana tickets? They aren’t for me, they’re for my niece. I told her I would ask.

•••••

So that’s it. I’m not saying we’re best friends, but I think he’s a pretty good guy for making contact and keeping in touch.

The convention was great. I actually did meet Michelle Obama and she was striking and friendly. She, her brother Craig, and the Obama children came into a room where I was sitting backstage, and for a few minutes it was just us. It was so strange to see this woman who was about to go out and address the nation and I’m telling you, she wasn’t nervous at all. She was just another mother hanging out with her kids. I don’t know how she remained so composed. It was really an honor to be back there.

So this is the new blog. I’ll try to keep it light and funny, because I’m not big on controversy. I think most of it is hype, to be honest. But if you want to chime in, I’ve finally got a way for you to leave comments.

Best,

Don

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  1. Glen said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 3:46 am

    Perfect. He seems like a really nice fella.

    PS. Grand ol’ job at the benediction.

  2. sean said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 3:58 am

    that was bloody hilarious! at least to some dumb outback canadian like myself

  3. DEB said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 3:59 am

    Dear Donald,
    Before you get too enamored with Barry and Michelle, may I suggest you investigate Black Liberation Theology? And then The Weathermen. And then William Ayers. And then Tony Rezko. etc. etc. etc.

  4. Hamish said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:01 am

    Don, I’m sitting here in my office, working late. It’s cold and wet in New Zealand, ’tis winter ‘down under’. :) Your email just came through, and I’ve read your first blog - I haven’t laughed that much in a long, long time.

    I patiently look forward to what lies ahead in this rss feed.

    Peace.

  5. Chris Lorensson said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:01 am

    Hey Don, these letters make an interesting read. I hope Barack doesn’t mind you posting them publicly! ;-)

    Either way he seems like a nice bloke. But I guess that’s part of his job, isn’t it? Hmm, mine too.

  6. Donny Pauling said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:10 am

    Don,

    You did a good job on Monday night. In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve sparked debates all over the Internet (plenty of it happening over on my blog, too). That’s a good thing.

    Congrats!

  7. Bailey Coates said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:15 am

    Ha. That was great. I wasn’t expecting that– sure made for a good laugh. You did great the other night, by the way. You think you could describe the DNC in 5 words? go.

  8. Danielle said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:22 am

    THE Donald Miller has a blog? This makes me too happy.

    A group of girlfriends and I are reading Blue Like Jazz and we have called ourselves the Sexy Carrot Society.

    Donald Miller: Making carrots look good since about… whenever Blue Like Jazz was published.

  9. Melanie Afman said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:23 am

    That was hilarious! Well done…glad Denver treated you well. Can’t wait for more blogging!

  10. Nori Ochi said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:23 am

    Absolutely hilarious! You have a gifted way of teaching us profound truths while making us laugh!

  11. Amy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:39 am

    Ok….are you kidding me? You are so brilliantly hilarious. I love it. So funny I can hardly stand it. Thanks for starting a blog. Can’t wait for the next post.
    Your prayer was also amazing. I’m gonna post it on my blog if you don’t mind.
    Loved Blue Like Jazz, btw. I mean….I REALLY loved it. :)

  12. She said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 4:44 am

    You are hysterically funny! Thanks for this. I needed the laugh.

    Love your books. Love listening to the podcasts you’ve done!

    I grew up in Houston, too, without a dad! I’m on the West Coast now.

    Your work resonates with me!

    Great job with the benediction!

    Blessings to you!

    PS: What paint color did you choose? I’m looking to paint my living room soon.

  13. Judith said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:09 am

    That was really funny! :)
    You are really popular here in the Philippines!We love your books!

  14. Tim said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:09 am

    So, I am confused…..

    Are you a Obama Supporter?

  15. Marty said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:10 am

    Don:

    I cannot believe I woke up with a headache an hour before I had to wake up!

    This is so funny, that it made getting up early worth it.

    Got any aspirin?

    Marty D

  16. Kate said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:29 am

    oh… that made me laugh - nice one :)

    Kate

  17. Simone said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:37 am

    Hahaha! An interesting read that is.

  18. Nick said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:45 am

    Don,
    I hope i can call you don. I know, as you mentioned, that name is reserved for your friends, but I consider you a friend, although I have only met you once at the echo conference, and honestly you were a bit of an asshole. But I forgive you because that’s what friends are for. Thanks for the email!! I can’t wait to brag to all of my other friends that one of my better friends, whom I call by his half name because we are such good friends, actually has corresponding emails with Barack Obama and his wife. Right on dude, I’m proud to know you. Keep up the good work.

    Call me sometime, Buddy.

    P.S. The wife sends her love.

  19. Tony Myles said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:50 am

    Reading those emails seems a tad too familiar.

    I’m starting to think that the emails Barack sent me he’s sent to other people, too.

    But that would be just wrong and tear at the fabric of the friendship I felt we’ve been forging over this time.

    I think I need a quiet time on this one.

  20. Lee Pretorius said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:51 am

    Hi Don.

    Nice one. Almost as cool as your cycling efforts. When you coming to South Africa again?

    Whatever happened with the hippy?

    Mr. Lee

  21. Terri Trewin said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 5:58 am

    I can’t believe you’re that close to the Obamas!

    Hey, next time hear from him, do you reckon you could ask him, if he wins the presidency, if he could get his people to lean on James Cameron (a bit) and get him to finish off the Dark Angel series? Or at least to let us know what was going to happen?

    Thanks Don,

    Oh, and thanks for the email too. My friends call me Tez, so you can drop the formal intro if you like. Us Aussies are pretty relaxed about that sort of thing.

    :o)

  22. cass said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:01 am

    wow… he emailed me the EXACT.. SAME… THINGS!!!!!!!!!!

    that makes me feel special, cos I didn’t even attend the DNC, much less pray at it… HE DOES CARE ABOUT THE LITTLE MAN!

  23. joanna said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:02 am

    Very clever. Looking forward to your future posts here

  24. Where's Your Jesus Now? said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:11 am

    The thing is Obama has been emailing me for months. But he keeps calling me Tim. THat’s my husband’s name. See, I did donate to his campaign once. Only I didn’t have my Debit card with me at the time. SO I borrowed my husbands. Now I get emails from Obama nearly everyday. Only they keep calling me Tim. Next time you all talk could you tell him that it was really me and that my name is Karen? I’m the one who gave the money. Tim only let me borrow his Debit card. It’s weird to get email addressed to him at my addy all the time. Besides, I wear too much lipstick to look like a Tim.

  25. Tyler Payne said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:12 am

    I laughed so hard I cried. That was great.

    Yeah I saw you doing that prayer live and saw your name up there but thought it was just some other Don Miller and my friend and I even joked about it being you (we couldn’t tell you were praying, CNN was talking over you.) Then I saw on your site yesterday that it was you and got pretty excited.

    Ironically, when I would comment on your Ride blog and as I’m commenting here I feel like you do e-mailing Barack. Haha.

  26. Where's Your Jesus Now? said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:18 am

    Hey. That’s funny. Obama has been emailing me too. Only he keeps calling me Tim. That’s not my name. That’s my husband’s name. See, I gave a donation to the campaign once. But I didn’t have my debit card so I borrowed Tim’s. Ever since Obama has called me Tim. Joe Biden calls me Tim, too. Michelle Obama even calls me Tim. The thing is I don’t even look like a Tim. I wear too much lipstick to be mistaken for a Tim. I’ve emailed them and asked them all to call me Karen but they still get it wrong. TIm thinks it’s funny. But I’m a little annoyed by it. Especiall since I did pay him back the money I donated using his debit card. I was kind of hoping he’d forget I owed him that. I’m sneaky that way.
    So next time y’all email could you tell him about this and ask him to please call me Karen?

  27. Brian said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:21 am

    Don,

    I am reviewing Searching for God Knows What this Sunday for my church. (www.lancbic.org) Every year for Labor Day Sunday there are book reviews for Sunday school since attendance is sadly poor on this particular Sunday. Anyway, I was wondering if there was anything specific that you would like mentioned about your book? I mean, I only read the book, you WROTE it.
    Oh and if you are ever in Lancaster, PA, drop me a line, my email was entered in your blog response thingy. My wife and I would love to invite you for dinner. Our house isn’t always the tidiest, but I got the impression that you weren’t terribly formal about that sort of thing. You’d even get a place to crash if you need one. If it’s a Saturday, you could attend church with us. Do you like smallish churches?
    I was told via a personality test recently that hospitality wasn’t one of my strong points. I am hoping to improve.
    I’m not really looking for a response to any of this, I just hope it amused you and your blog readers. The offer of dinner is legit though!!

    Brian

    PS. What is your favorite cheese? I am sure my SS class would love to know.

  28. mindy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:29 am

    Really excited about the new blog! Off to a fantastic start, btw. I couldn’t sleep this morning, so I checked my email, then read the site, and now I’m pretty much not ever going to get back to sleep. Thanks. Keep writing!

  29. Duane DeVries said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:41 am

    Don,
    It’s really cool that Obama took the time to e-mail you. It’s always cool when someone famous writes to you. I used to get letters from Jerry Falwell regularly, but it got kind of weird because he kept asking me for money all the time. I asked him if he ever heard that U2 song where Bono said, “the God I believe in isn’t short of cash.” I wonder if that offended him because Bono even mentioned the Old Time Gospel Hour. Mr. Falwell didn’t answer my question. Instead, he sent me another letter asking for a donation.

  30. Stephanie said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:41 am

    I am really freaked out now, because your emails look eerily similar to the emails Barack and Co. has been sending to ME all this time! I thought Mr. Obama and I had some thing special, but I see now that it was all an illusion, something used to get more support for his “campaign”, which I guess is what he calls his “friendships” these days. I feel so cheated. So very disillusioned.

  31. KJ said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:46 am

    Amazing. Provocing, sincere and real. Possibly heart breaking, lacks a little love making. Thrills that kills, POatatoes that grow instantly smashed. That’s it, I’ll go with the potatoe analogy. Thank you.

  32. Drea said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 6:59 am

    Don,

    I’m cool with you doing the whole DNC thing and all, but why did Barack not call you Don? It’s kinda fishy to me, ya know. My name is Drea and if I asked you to call me Mike, I would appreciate a litte cooperation. Maybe it’s no biggie, but it just got to me.

    Thanks for listening,
    Drea

  33. Lauren said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:06 am

    I loved the line about making eye contact with someone through the teleprompter! Anything that can make me laugh this early in the morning is a good thing. :)

  34. Carol said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:06 am

    That was great! Will you post some of your responses to the people that get your phone number and call you? (ie. solicitors)

  35. Steve Conley said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:22 am

    So funny I could feel my guts move as I laughed so hard. I use to get these great emails from Mike Huckaby. But he stoped emailing. Must have been something I said. Great job on the prayer!

  36. N Tony Biasell said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:25 am

    Great job at the podium. One little speech at the convention could lead to greater thing, eh? Miller in 2016? Think about a running mate. Mrs.Obama?

  37. Lori said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:31 am

    First Don I just love love love your writing.
    Second I have not laughed this hard in a while, I just love you.

  38. Tina said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:39 am

    I’m such a dull lightblub. It took till the third email for it to dawn on me that this was your response to the general emails from the Obama campaign….duuuhhhh me….I need coffee.

    Love your stuff man. Btw. I have a very cute single sister. I’ll get you her facebook page. :)

  39. DJ said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:40 am

    Don,

    I hope that you keep your political orientation and your faith seperate. You’ve impacted me in ways I won’t express here. I think you are an amazing guy, but please, if you endorse Mr. Obama don’t let us know.

    Thank you,
    DJ

  40. JOHN STONE said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:40 am

    DEAR DONALD:
    Barack O is a cool dude. Good abs. Don’t know if he knows much about being President or being a Senator either for that matter.
    Partial birth abortion? Iran is a tiny country? Barack O is God’s gift to humanity?
    ???
    I’d say we’d best pray God’s Sovereign rule over all of us mortals…it seems to me it’s almost like we need a real Savior. Matthew 6:33.
    Well duh.

  41. Tammy Goforth said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:44 am

    Toooo funny.

  42. Jake said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:50 am

    And here I thought my email relationship with Ron Paul was one-of-a-kind. He told me he’d see me in Minneapolis. Let me know if you want to tag along.

    You are truly an incredible character.

    Looking forward to future reads.

  43. Justin said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:56 am

    “…we are friends on Facebook, but what does that mean anymore…” - freaking hilarious!

    This was a great post. Hilarious, heartwarming and healing. Well, maybe just hilarious, but still great.

    Keep up the good blog.

    - Justin

  44. Mark said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:58 am

    I loved your personalized comments, and was intrigued by their canned responses. I was almost as if they didn’t read a word you said. Like the response was a automated, sent by an aide or clip and pasted by some overworked, underpaid secretary, right?

    Oh well, you’ve probably thought of that already, haven’t you?

    pax,
    meb

  45. Kevin said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 7:59 am

    Don,

    Do you think you could hook me up with Barak? I have some great advice for how to make the country great and stuff like that, but I figured it might be better to tell him over coffee instead of trying to send him a letter or something impersonal like that.

    How was giving the benediction at the convention?

    - Kevin

  46. Ross said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:01 am

    Its 7:57 am in the office and I’m here all alone giggling like a little girl. I appreciate the post and allowing others a second or two to laugh at the entire campaigning process. Its great to start the day off with a good laugh.

  47. Wendy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:01 am

    Dear Don,

    That was so funny. I loved it. I wonder if any of his people will read it. Looking forward to the new blog.

    Peace,
    Wendy

    P.S. Were Michelle’s kids fighting and slapping each other backstage (like mine were when I met you)?

    Oh, and if you get any Hannah Montana tickets can you throw some my way? TIA.

  48. John said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:02 am

    OK, now I’m furious, because I got those very same emails (except mine were addressed to John, not Donald). I’ll bet you’re getting messages from Joe Biden now, too, right? I guess my personal relationship with Barack and Michelle was not so Obamazing after all.

    Anyway, keep up the great work Don!

  49. Wendy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:06 am

    Oh, and I meant to say, you looked so skinny up there. A good skinny, like you had been riding a bike…for months…across the country or something like that.

  50. Chris Chowdhury said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:11 am

    Don, great idea to ask for Hannah Montana tickets. All debates aside, thanks for lifting up Jesus and His life at the DNC. You did exactly what you were supposed to do.

  51. Wes Roberts said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:11 am

    Don…

    …dang! I thought I was the only one to get those emails. :-)

    …still extra proud of you for your words to our God on Monday night!

    …glad you got to meet Michelle, and family, hopefully the new first family!!

    …and what color did you choose for the walls?

  52. Fred Knowlton said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:11 am

    Don,
    Great blog. Very entertaining and funny!! Very much looking forward to your next book(??) Thanks for “Blue Like Jazz” It began a journey for me in my faith that is still going today. I hope some day we can work together on a project, I have many in mind. Have an awesome rest of the summer!!!

    On the Journey,
    Fred Knowlton

    PS–We are also Facebook friends :) Say hi sometime!!

  53. Fred Knowlton said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:12 am

    Corrected my URL…oops..too early in the morning I guess. LOL

  54. Stacey C said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:14 am

    What an excellent way to kick-off your new blog!!! That made my day! I do believe you are a genius. When I got to the part about Cheney and Rove in a Fight Club scene I nearly fell out of my chair!
    By the way, the benediction was fantastic. Great job!

  55. Pamela said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:16 am

    I read this first thing this morning and what a wonderful way to start a day by laughing! I love your sense of humor along with your profound honest opinions! Keep up the blogging!

  56. Anna said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:16 am

    Ha - there’s nothing like a good laugh to improve your day when you have to get up early for class. Thanks. =)

  57. Ryan said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:17 am

    Don (cause we’re friends, right?)

    Reading this reminded me of the Lazlo Toth letters - very funny! Politics can be very divisive, and when it comes down to it who leads the country is very important. But, I appreciate your bringing humor to the topic. I’m not an Obama fan myself, but I still think it is cool that you got to pray at the convention. I’d campaign for Jesus any day, and I’m sure that is what you set out to do!

  58. Sandro Baggio said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:18 am

    Don,
    I was in a hurry this morning in Sao Paulo, Brazil, leaving the house when I decided to do a last check on my entry box and then I saw your e-mai and decided to read the blog post… couldn’t stop reading… almost missed my appointment…
    Great stuff bro!

  59. Casey Johnson said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:21 am

    Hey Don (I think it’s ok that I call you Don now that we as well are communicating via email),

    Just wanted to thank you for sending me an email. I’m touched. I truly hope that one day we can become as good of friends as you and Barack have become.

    By the way, I really enjoy an egg salad sandwich do you think we could meet to have one someday soon?

    Casey

    P.S. I like to bike ride too. I just got my chain oiled so I can ride really fast now. Maybe we could go for a ride after our sandwich?

  60. Abby said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:22 am

    Don,
    I too have received several emails from Barack. Joe B. Sent me one at 3:28 this morning. Is it rude that I haven’t responded? I love your humor…and what a great post.

  61. Bill Cummings said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:23 am

    You had me for a minute… but that was hysterical. Great for a good hard early-morning laugh!

    Looking forward to keeping up with your light and side…

  62. Christy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:26 am

    Nice. You had me there for a second. Really? He really writes to you?? Anyway, I’m a Ron Paul woman myself, even though he’s not even in the running. But I’m pretty excited you have a blog now!

  63. Coleen said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:28 am

    Hey Don,
    I agree with Deb, better check out William Ayers and some other things before you become so enamored in Barry. I wonder why they don’t give his full name???
    Barak Hussein Obama…why would someone change his name to that? I am not saying McCane is the answer, but Barry sure isn’t!!
    Trying to make him sound more American by calling him - “Barry”?

  64. J-Rod said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:34 am

    don,
    just wanted to say fantastic job the other night…while one group of evangelicals refuses to acknowledge it, your prayer struck all the right chords and got to the heart of the gospel. nice…looking forward to reading your next book when it comes out!

  65. Katie said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:36 am

    Good luck getting the Hannah Montana tickets for your niece!

    Thanks for the chuckle at 7:30 in the morning when I should be doing something besides perusing the net in my flannels.

    Katie B.

  66. Harold White said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:39 am

    Imagine the shock and disappointment I experienced as I learned my personal Obama emails weren’t so personal after all. What is this world coming to when a politician will lead me to believe something isn’t what it seems to be. I wonder of my McCain emails are equally as private?

    Sorry I missed the DNC appearance maybe I can find it on YouTube or something.

    Love the books.

  67. Amie said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:40 am

    Your prayer was beautiful… To have so many heads bowed in the same moment… lovely. You are more influential than you realize, Thank you for keeping the focus on unity and peace and coming together as a nation. Well done. Yes YOU can.

  68. dewde said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:41 am

    Dude. You’re a dork.

    peace|dewde
    http://dewde.com

  69. Amie Hadaway said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:42 am

    You know what Don, as many letters of yours that I’ve read…I think we might be best friends too, LOL. Dang you. You are the most hillarious, random, terribly witty person out there and you almost made me choke on my cinnamon and spice oatmeal (not one packet but two…and that could have been deadly!)

    No seriously….that is hillarious! I kept getting a vision of you when that first email arrived and you’re like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber when he says…”So you’re telling me I’ve got a chance!”

    You know what you really should have done is gone out there before the prayer aspect of your speech and drummed them up by saying…”We’ve got no jobs, we’ve got no food,… our pets heads are falling off!!!!” That would have had them trembling. Oh yeah. Then say something about the mortgage crisis or something else fancy like that.

    Anyways… I watched part of the convention, but defintely am not decided. Gotta give McCain a chance to “represent”, LOL. But I can’t believe I missed seeing you on there. You should have sent me an email before hand. Ya know, since we’re such good friends and all. I did meet you once for like a nano second at the BWM banquet this year:)

  70. Albie said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:43 am

    Don-
    I enjoyed reading through the correspondence. It was funny to me to read his emails because he kept calling you Donald and almost seemed to be responding to what he wanted you to write him and not what you wrote. Thanks for your ministry and books, they have helped me look at things in a new way. I’ll pray that you are able to stay humble with everyone telling you that you are awesome all the time. Seriously that must get hard. We serve an amazing savior.

  71. Rev4JC said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:44 am

    Interesting. Good spoof on your “close” connection to Obama.

    Unrelated to the email communication between you and Obama’s spam engine, my only comment relates to the DNC prayer, which sounded more like a political speech. Poverty, AIDS, caring for those that have less than we do…excellent. Just as I would expect Jesus to say. But when you included fair wages for teachers I thought, hmmm, sounds more like Democrat talking points. I mean, compared to those that haul trash, clean toilets, etc., teachers make a fairly good living. In Minnesota, they are making $50-70,000+ - with time off every summer!

    Donald, I truly appreciate you, your words and thoughts, and how you inspire so many people. But I think you will lose your effectiveness when you begin to cross into the political arena. Addressing the needs of those afflicted with AIDS, those burdened with poverty, those that are hungry - I say drive on! And invite all of us on the bus. But using what could be described as talking points from the teacher’s union betrays a totally Christian perspective, and diminishes the impact of your overall message to help those in need.

    I thank God for all you do and how you are using the gifts He’s blessed you with.

    In Christ,
    Tom

  72. Greg said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:51 am

    haha… thanks The Donald! (I hope it’s not creepy that I call you The Donald when that term is usually reserved for Mr. Trump… I just like your hair better).

  73. scott bilthouse said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 8:52 am

    Hey Don,
    I don’t know if you ever saw my other comments but just wanted you to know that I finished my ride. I was the one riding the equivalent distance from LA to DC on a stationary bike in London. I posted a video about it and everything. I’m not crazy, just inspired. It’d be cool if you made a comment on my blog, no pressure though :). Good job on saying Jesus in the prayer and not leaving it generic like some do.
    Scott

  74. Rich Ellis said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:00 am

    Donald,
    I appreciate your interest in politics and hope you will help us take over the library board here in Morgan County, West Virginia. We are outnumbered 4 republicans to 3 democrats. I am running on a “Bring National Geographic Native Pictures Back” platfom. Any amount of money, say $5 would help. thanks, Rich

  75. Joel said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:01 am

    Dear Don-

    See, I’m more hip than that square Barack. I knew to call you Don. Anyways, bro, wish you were on our side. Then you could chill with my dawg Daddy Yankee. Nothing says progress like Daddy Yankee. Well, it’s about time I had my morning pills and Murder She Wrote. Holler at your boy.

    J-Mac
    (John McCain….the Original Maverick….don’t you like it, it’s no “Daddy Yankee” but it’s pretty cool)


    You are awesome, Mr. Miller. Thanks for sharing your thoughts!
    Joel

  76. Jesse James said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:01 am

    Don, that was freaking genius! Thank you so much for that!

    I’m excited about your new blog. I’ll totally do a blog post about it today.

  77. Pellucidly said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:03 am

    I am not sure if prayers can be inspiring, but if they can be, yours was. Thank you

  78. Care said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:04 am

    Don…. you hit it out of the park!!! I’ve not laughed this hard in days. Humor is God’s language i’m sure. Blue Like Jazz!!! Amazing. I only wish hubby and I could hear you speak. We’ll keep trying to catch up to you!
    Care

  79. ChrisM said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:14 am

    Only a $5 donation to get backstage? But do they throw in a free 52 piece tupperware set? Sailboat in a bottle?

  80. Steve said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:15 am

    Wow. Didn’t see that coming. I’m still laughing.

    You know, Don, seeing you give the benediction and handle it with grace and dignity just a few days after watching Pastor Rick Warren interview both candidates in a fantastic fashion reminds me that we can, to quote Campolo, still follow Jesus without embarrassing God.

    Thanks for making Jesus look good.

    Keep up the good work.

  81. Natalie said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:16 am

    Hey Don,
    I’m cute the hippie girl who had the clipboard!

    I live in West Linn, Oregon, which is just south of Lake Oswego. Would love to meet you sometime, but am afraid you will be surprised to find that I am not as young as I look. You see I really was a hippie in the 70’s, and am still a hippie at heart, so once in awhile I dress up like one and hang out on Hawthorn St.

    Also, I have two kids and lots of complications in my life. Most men, get skiddish and run. But I have a good sense of humor and hand out with a lot of guys who just want to be friends.

    PS Barak doesn’t know me and won’t return my calls, but thanks for asking about me.

    Natalie

  82. Jen said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:20 am

    Beautiful!

  83. Lance Teitsworth said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:20 am

    Everyone else seems to think you are soooo funny, but I don’t think so. I’m livid because somehow you got all the same emails from my friend Barack that I did…very suspicious. Dude, are you stealing stuff from my inbox? That’s cold, man.

  84. Amy Storms said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:22 am

    Oh, my word–hilarious! Thanks for the early morning laugh (with which I accidentally woke up my husband).

    Great job Monday night, too.

  85. Lucia said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:22 am

    And I thought I was Barack’s only email pen pal. I love your books and am happy to find your blog. Here’s mine, if you’re hungry, http://www.acookandherbooks.blogspot.com.

  86. Jeannie said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:23 am

    You crack me up! Only you, Don Miller could be that candid with The Democratic candidate for the US Presidency. How did Monday night go? We had plans and we don’t have Tivo I hope you rocked it out!

  87. Camille said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:24 am

    Thanks, once again Don, for giving us something worth reading. You’re a brilliant writer and my family has always enjoyed and found inspiration from your work. This is no different.

  88. Brianmpei said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:28 am

    Don - very funny, thanks for the laughs. So now that you’re emailing me personally, could you send me Rob Bell’s email address?

  89. D Hale said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:33 am

    Don, Its entirely probably that wasn’t Barack who was emailing you, but one of his many assistants. Be gentle as a dove, but sly as a fox. Politics is a very dangerous area to represent yourself and Christ.

  90. Gary said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:36 am

    Hey, now that’s funny! I’ve been getting the exact same emails from him! LOL!

  91. Chris said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:36 am

    Don,

    I read Blue Like Jazz. You are a good writer. As for your relationship with Barack and Michelle, I’m certain they are nice folks and that the time you have spent with them has been pleasent. However, it is clear to me that the emails you posted from Barack are generic in nature in order that they could be sent to a multitude of donors. The only thing that makes them “feel” personal in nature is the use of your name in the address.

  92. Tony said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:43 am

    Thanks for the laugh this morning. Nothing wakes you up better than coffee shooting out of your nose. I have been getting emails from Barack too.I didn’t know I could answer him back. How cool! Seiously, I didn’t know you were going to do the benediction. do you have video?

  93. julie frye said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:47 am

    Don,

    Notice Don not Donald! You are hysterical. My husband John likes to sit in the front when someone important is speaking and try to get a picture with them. Oh yeah…he did that with you in San Diego 2 years ago.

    You are a fun guy!
    Julie

  94. Marianne said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:48 am

    Barack and Michelle’s recently former church and pastor make feel very uncomfortable. I just don’t understand how someone who believes in Christ could recieve such hateful teachings again and again. To embrace the church and pastor seems to also embrace the messages.
    This just bothers me so much. Everyone else thinks it’s no big deal. I guess I’m just weird.

  95. Jonathon said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:50 am

    Hey Don,

    You may want to let Mr. Obama know he accidentally forwarded those emails to me. And I guess some prankster exchanged your name for mine. I was totally bummed to find out today that he was really talking to you.

    Any way, you rocked the prayer. Seems like you’re a Christian, so I won’t be jealous of a brother. Take care,and put in a good word for me. Who knows? You may get a forwarded copy of MY email with YOUR name substituted.

    Jonathon

  96. Bryce said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:51 am

    Great job at the DNC!

  97. Brad said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:51 am

    Funny stuff. I think it took 3 emails before I understood what was going on. haha. Love your books. fantastic stuff. Look forward to more blog updates.

  98. Murray said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:52 am

    Thanks for the glimpse into the more personal side of the the Obamas. They seem pretty open, so I don’t think they would mind. Let me know if they turn out to be a good source for Hanna Montana tickets.

  99. Tov Adams said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 9:57 am

    Dude -
    Thanks for writing me back! Sorry, man, I missed your moment at the DNC. By the time we finished homework with the kids, gave them a bath and put them in bed, I was too tired to stay up. Thank God for Youtube!
    Give Jordan a fist-bump for me.

  100. Andrew said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:00 am

    Great words the other night. Things that needed to be prayed at a grand stage.

    Say, is Portland really as great as everyone makes it out to be? Just wondering. My wife and I are sort of sick of the Midwest.

  101. Ruth said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:13 am

    Don,
    thanks for the lightheartedness.
    And thank you for a thoughtful prayer on Monday.

  102. Adam said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:14 am

    This election confuses me, honestly. I don’t believe either candidate is “right” for the responsibility of running our country. I read articles, watch debates, even look at some polls but come away more convinced that I’m being forced to choose the lesser of two evils in one of the most important decisions of this decade (and I do believe this will be a history changing election…one way or the other).

    Maybe a stupid question, but are you putting your support behind Barack Obama then?

    Thanks for your books, I’ve read several of them and heard you speak a couple of times. Always appreciate your humor in the midst of discussing such deep and honest thoughts and feelings.

    Adam

  103. Lloyd Mitchell said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:14 am

    Hey Don,

    I got those same emails, so does that make us friends too? ha ha…

    Anyway, kewl job Monday night dude. I saw you reaching past political limitations into the Spiritual to bring us all together under Christ. No-one could have done a better job. You were appointed for it, at that time.

    Keep On Living man.

    Lloyd

  104. Sarah at themommylogues said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:15 am

    I love that you gave the benediction, and I loved the benediction. Honestly and truly. I’ve seen you speak before at the Willow Creek arts conference, and have since purchased and read every book.

    Now for the bad news. I really don’t know how to say this. The Obamas might not be who you think they are. I… well… I also received those emails from them. Now, I admit they probably have a lot of emails to write, and it’s probably hard to be original every time. But dude, I just thought you should know.

  105. Joy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:18 am

    Don,

    I was watching via CNN and they totally talked over your benediction… How RUDE!!

    I did catch it shortly there after on Youtube, but it got a little buggered near the end.

    Still, you did a fab job and I was so proud that you, one of my top FAVORITE authors, was asked. I posted your prayer on my blog, in case any of my friends missed it. I’m going to share your link with them also.

  106. Mike said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:21 am

    Hey Don-

    I really liked your prayer. A lot. Thanks for not leaving out Jesus. I liked the thing you said. I am still struggling to decide who I will vote for, but if it wasn’t for you, the truth is, I wouldn’t even think about it. I’ve been wondering how you are doing… now that you are off the bike. Like is everyday life a bit of a letdown after two months of waking up every day and knowing you had to make it another 100 miles. But then, you go and have to pray before the entire freaking country… I guess it blows my theory that all you riders would have a bit of a letdown. In any case, it was fun to sit there the other night… and pray for you as you prayed… and say… I rode a bike with that guy… for about 5 minutes! Wink.

  107. Mike said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:23 am

    PS:

    Your post was hilarious. I am glad you are such a normal guy.

  108. Nick said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:23 am

    I’m glad I’m the only one in the office today. I was laughing so heard they might have gotten worried about me.

    Looking foward to more posts. Thanks for doing what you do.

  109. Lyle Byre said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:25 am

    HOLY MUTHA OF MERCY…I cant stop laughing!!

  110. Jeff Bell said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:26 am

    Don - this cracked me up. Nicely done.

    And great job Monday night. (a) You’ve lost some serious weight and look great, and (b) Your prayer was fantastic, spot on, clear, appropriate, challenging, well said. And I think Jesus liked it, too.

    Tell Barack and Michelle I said hello. :)

  111. David & Lisa Frisbie said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:26 am

    Hey Don, we almost know you, and now you’re obviously really tight with Barack and Michelle, so does that mean we almost know the Obamas? Way cool.

    We promise to stay humble (we’re great at that, by the way) even though we’re edging closer to actual celebrity status.

    One worry: do we have to get all new wardrobes now?

    Keep on keepin’ on —
    David & Lisa

  112. Bryan Zug said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:34 am

    Awesome post amigo. And the “when they ask you to pray, you do” thing was tight.

  113. Kyle Olund said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:35 am

    Don, great first blog. You and Barack are so tight! Hope you are able to still talk to us common folk from time to time. See ya.

  114. Scooter said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:36 am

    Don, I laugh everytime I read your stuff. You must continue this. How about the next book? When’s it coming out. Blue Like Jazz was pretty much amazing!!!

  115. Billy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:39 am

    That’s awesome! I really feel bad Don. You’ve been e-mailing me for months telling me about your bike ride and the Belmont Foundation and all the other groovy things in your life and I haven’t had the courtesy to respond. I’ll have to make it up to you.

  116. Julio Merida said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:40 am

    Don,

    That was absolutely hilarious! Dude, I I needed that laugh. Also, congrats on your benediction, it was great.

    peace.

  117. Billy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:44 am

    I just spewed hot coffee. Out of my nose. Thanks a lot, jerk!

  118. Sisterass said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:45 am

    That Barack, he is so funny! He sent me the same email!

  119. Nathan said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:47 am

    Dude you are a mess. My wife and I couldn’t quit laughing… awesome. The prayer was so appropriate and meaningful, like the kind of prayers people give after someone’s eulogy. You have a special gift for contextualizing social concepts within Christian ideology. This Christian is extremely proud of you and how you represented the body of Christ. Yes you can.

  120. Bill Buchanan said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:49 am

    Don

    Go with the Icelandic Blue. I mean really, don’t you see enough Mossy Green up there?

  121. Steve K. said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:50 am

    Hillar-ious!

    May I call you The Donald?

    Peace and love from the New South,
    Steve K.

  122. Jason said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:50 am

    That was absolutely wonderful! You did a great job praying…I’m sure you had practiced some beforehand. I’m looking forward to your posts!

    PS. I also wanted to know what color you painted your living room. We just did ours and it’s kind of boring.

  123. Mark Russell said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:52 am

    That was really freaking funny. BTW, you can get pints for less than $9 in Europe right now. You just have to be willing to buy on the black market…

  124. Eric said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:55 am

    All those e-mails from Barack took me down memory lane. ;-)

    My wife and I thought the benediction was excellent, and I was especially glad we could watch it on demand at the convention website, since CNN talked over it…

    I’ll echo the comments of others who have praised your work. You have both challenged and affirmed my thoughts on Christian spirituality. And, you inspire me as a writer.

    Thank you for listening to God’s call. I anxiously await your next book.

  125. Susan said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:55 am

    HAAA. I can only imagine his next email … “My new friend Don Miller,” he will tell you … Seriously tho, we are all so proud and delighted you were there. Susan

  126. Russ said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:57 am

    Don,

    Funny stuff, man.

    I just finished reading Blue Like Jazz for the first time. I really enjoyed it. About to start Searching for God Knows What.

    Thanks.
    Russ

    P.S. I’m also curious which paint color you chose…

  127. Woody said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:57 am

    Rad!

  128. Anthony Smith said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:58 am

    D,

    This is funny man. Definitely a break from the negativity and mudslinging that’s about to pop off in the coming months. Thanks for your humility, humor, and witness to think creatively as a Christian along political lines.

    Ant

  129. Marv Nelson said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:00 am

    Don,
    Thanks…in fact, I’ve gotten all the same e-mails saying “Marvin” at the top though…hmmmm weird! Anyways good job at the convention, you spoke what the Holy Spirit led you to speak and that is good stuff! God bless

  130. Steven Bennett said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:01 am

    Hi Don,

    I enjoyed the blog and the humor. You did a good job praying over the convention.

  131. Iron Mike said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:04 am

    Don… and I can call you Don. I can hear you laughing hysterically as I sit and read this. Another masterful piece. Reminds me of this guy I knew who, while being fed and taken care of at this church in Texas, wrote on their calendar ” Return of Christ “. I can only imagine them anxiously watching and waiting as we certainly will be for your next update.

  132. Jason said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:05 am

    Absolutely awesome…

    I feel like I’ve been having that same personal contact for weeks now… you don’t think he uses a form for personal email do you? So non-personal and all…

    You rock.

    Thanks for the laugh.

  133. Carolanne said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:06 am

    I fell for it, the “personal correspondence” thing. This was just the sort of hilarity I need to get me going in the morning. And, yes, the benedictory prayer was great! I guess you were reading the teleprompter, but you looked so cute and natural. It wasn’t the type of “ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ly bow your head and close your eyes” prayer everybody expected. It was like you were sharing a personal conversation you’d had with the Father earlier. In fact, that’s what you were doing. We need to see more of that clean, honest-to-God spirituality, not the look-at-me-I’m-such-a-hot-Christian stuff. Thanks, uh, DONALD. (Well, I don’t really know you, right?)

  134. TCS said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:07 am

    Don,
    that was GREAT, I think I will have to start responding to those e-mails that I get from your organization the same way. I used to have fun with telemarketers but my wife blocked them so that bit of fun is gone. But if you do still get telemarketers calling you, may I suggest my favorite tactic? Just tell them your naked. tell them it is your lifestyle and probably tells them all they need to know. My brother-in-law has a “I have to go to the bathroom REAL bad” line complete with a groan, followed by “but what you are saying sounds more important so please keep going” then he repeats.

  135. Tim said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:10 am

    Its kind of embarrassing because my buddy and I both keep laughing and we’re in a coffee shop. Do you think you could be just a little less funny so we don’t look so sheepish? An occasional chuckle is fine, but when people start looking at you its a bit much.
    -T
    PS you should twitter more as you seem to have lots of free time with all this “creative writing”

  136. Brian Jones said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:11 am

    I’m glade that Barack enters into a “direct” dialog to engage the American people.

    Ya right. It’s all seems kind of fake, or at least a false attempt. I dunno, seems like his idea of engaging the American people is a one way dialog.

    Brian.

  137. Josh Lee said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:14 am

    totally righteous. Loved it.

  138. Patrick Largen said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:15 am

    That was too much!!!!! Loved it. I should start a blog and tell of how I was one of 5,000 people watching you speak at that art conference in Chicago a year or so ago… you might remember me I was in the very back (I can’t remember what I was wearing, but maybe you do)

    HA

    patrick

  139. Barbara Ewell said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:16 am

    Don, your 08/25 prayer was “well spoken,” and real. And this blog [as the credit card ad says] is priceless. You are a blessing to strangers. Blessings of bare-boned truths, inspired phrasing, & absolute guffaws — each of which folds inside the other.

    Thank you & God bless.

    Barbara

  140. Chase said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:18 am

    So pissed he didn’t get the “call me Don” bit.

  141. Michael Harrison said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:20 am

    Now that is funny. Dude, you pulled off some of the sweet stuff our country needs, standing in for Cameron Strang (understand his pulling out). But we need to be standing, sharing and involved. THANKS for doing that and for giving us this eye opening e-mail exchange. realtionships…..wow

  142. Dan said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:20 am

    Very funny. I’m not sure how Joe Biden got my email but I heard from him this morning.

  143. Dan said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    Very funny. I’m not sure how Joe Biden got my email but I heard from him this morning.

  144. David R. Darrow said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:22 am

    Don, you and a friend of mine are the only people I know that take the time to respond to mass mails. He likes to bait the Nigerians who write scam letters offering to let him keep 15% of their $55 million fortune if they can use his bank account to transfer the money out of China. Or whatever.

    I thought it was pretty cool that they even HAD a closing prayer at a convention full of people who seem hell-bent on keeping God out of everything… and then to find out you were the guy doing it. I was delighted at the news. I’ve read all your books, and recommended each, so I was expecting a pretty rich prayer when “Miller Time” came.

    I did like the way you personalized our traditional “…in Jesus’ Name” — that was very sensitive to all the Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Jehovah Witnesses (oops, never mind… they don’t do politics) and evolutionists. They may not even realize how careful you were.

    I admit though, I thought parts of your prayer were kind of lame and preachy, rather than intercessory (I can use big, Christian words, too). Like where you asked the God of the Universe to help us “figure out the balance between economic opportunity and corporate gluttony.” I immediately wondered how much corporate gluttony God would help us attain for that perfect balance. I, for one, think there should be at least some corporate gluttony (though I think there are less pejorative ways of saying that), but, like you, think we need God’s help in figuring out how much.

    You rock, Don. Love your work, didn’t like the prayer, but I am in awe of your weight loss and what a strikingly handsome man you are now.

    Looking forward to your next book,

    David,
    Encinitas, CA

  145. Billy Chia said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:22 am

    Don,
    Great way to kick off the blog. I was reading it out loud to my whole family and we all enjoyed it.

    We met in Evansville, Indiana when you opened for Jars of Clay. My brother-in-law lives in Seattle I asked you if you knew about any good churches for a guy who doesn’t like church. It’s been two years since then and he still hasn’t gone to church. Would you give him a call? He likes your books.

    Keep the blog light, it’s great.

    Regards,
    Billy

    ps - shoot me an email and I’ll send you his phone number.

  146. Sean O. said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:24 am

    Wait a second… What the crap!?!? Barack sent me those SAME E-MAILS!!!! I’m thinking either a) Mr. Obama is not good at e-mails so he just writes the same thing over and over to all of his friends (you’d think he’d get tired of that after a while). Or b)Somehow, Don, our e-mail addresses got crossed and we were both getting the exact same e-mail from our good friend Barack. Either way, he’s a good guy and I dig him.

    By the way, I liked the prayer. Just a question: Were you directing those words to God or the people watching? Not in a hollier than thou, “Oh, look at me, I’m praying!” kind of way. But more of a “Hey guys, I’m sying this stuff to God… but you, politicians, should listen too because there are a lot of people that need help out there and hopefully these words will convict you.” kind of way. Know what I mean?

    Okay, nice prayer anyway. You the man! Thanks. Yeah.

  147. Rick, Don, and the candidates « Losing my religion said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:24 am

    [...] first post on his new blog is about his e-mail correspondence with Barack. It puts things in [...]

  148. Richard Perry said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:25 am

    I came here expecting to see some sort of personal correspondence between you and the Obama, but this was way better.

  149. Kathy said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:27 am

    Hi Don,

    You and I have a similar relationship as you and Obama. I “met” you at the Young Life conference in Orlando last January and we’ve been great friends ever since. I actually do know one of your friends, Brian Powell, but I won’t hold that against you.

    I must tell you I cried like a baby when Michelle spoke. To see this African American woman who may be our First Lady just blew me away.

    I do see the racism though, with some white people saying how they just don’t know the Obamas and don’t know what their values are, since they are so different and all.

    Still, the dialogue thrills me and does indeed give me hope.

  150. Steven said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:29 am

    Oh man I am still laughing very hard. You have such a way with words. Thnx bro.

  151. Anivus said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:29 am

    I think i just peed my pants…
    I saw you at echo…and then at the DNC… do you think we will be hanging out alot more now ?

  152. Bill Power said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:29 am

    It seems like maybe some folks don’t get that this is a joke. Oh well, that’s how it goes these days. Thanks for the laugh! I really needed one. And good job with the books and the prayer and the bike ride and whatnot. Keep it up!
    Peace, BP

  153. Brooke said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:33 am

    Hilarious!!! Wonder how many staffers wet themselves reading your replies? Or perhaps they lovingly replied with scripted safe responses thinking you were a nuter! Oh wait… ;)

    Joined you in prayer during your benediction, 100% solidarity. I am SO encouraged by you and others who are participating in this historical event. This is an exciting time! I feel as a believer there is FINALLY a place for me in politics. Not one fostered by beliefs I’ve been labeled to have but by foundational beliefs at the heart of humanity. Much love!!

  154. Rodney said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 11:35 am

    DEB,

    If you have something to say about Barack and those extremists and their groups, maybe you should come right out and say it, rather than posting some veiled references (which, I assume, are supposed to lead us to believe that Barack wholeheartedly supports these extremists). If that’s the link you’re looking to establish, why don’t suggest it directly?

    Barack has already publicly denounced some of the overarching rhetoric his former Reverend Wright has used. Regardless, unless you were black during the times of segregation, you’re in no position to criticize those who were for being extraordinarily angry.

    Further, if you’re trying to establish a link between Ayers and Obama, why don’t you post some facts rather than tell people to “investigate.” Here