I went to Powell’s to get Malcolm Gladwell’s new book (Powell’s is selling signed editions) and nearly dropped it when I saw Billy Collins had released another selection of poems. I kept the Gladwell book and am looking forward to reading it, but the new Collins book jumped off the shelf and wagged around my feet like a dog. I bought it and went outside and tried to read and walk but nearly ran into a pole so I sat outside a coffee shop and read slowly. It’s hard to read Collins slowly, though. It’s hard to enjoy him when you enjoy him so much. Ten poems in I had ink on my hands and on my chin and I wiped the ink on my sleeves and by the end of it I was holding the book open with my elbows and the top, round pink of my ears were black.
The new book is called Ballistics and I’ll share some of my favorite lines, then give you the title poem. For the rest you’ll have to spring for the hardcover.
from August
I went to grammar school for Jesus
and to graduate school for Wallace Stevens
from The Poems of Others
Is there no end to it
the way they keep popping up in magazines
then congregate in the drafty orphanage of a book?
Just this morning, one approached me like a possum,
snout twitching, impossible to ignore.
Another looked out of the water at me like an otter.
How can anyone dismiss them
when they dangle from the eaves of houses
and throw themselves in our paths?
from January in Paris
That winter I had nothing to do
but tend the kettle in my shuttered room
on the top floor of a pensione near a cemetery,
but I would sometimes descend the stairs,
unlock my bicycle, and pedal along the cold city streets
down a narrow side street
bearing the name of an obscure patriot.
I followed a few private rules,
never crossing a bridge without stopping
mid-point to lean my bike on the railing
and observe the flow of the river below
as I tried to better understand the French.
In my pale coat and my Basque cap
I pedaled past the windows of a patisserie
or sat up tall in the seat, arms folded,
and clicked downhill filling my nose with winter air.
I would see beggars and street cleaners in their bright uniforms, and sometimes
I would see the poems of Valery,
the ones he never finished but abandoned,
wandering the streets of the city half-clothed.
Most of them needed only a final line
or two, a little verbal flourish at the end,
but whenever I approached,
they would retreat from tehir makeshift fires
into the shadow-thin specters of incompletion,
forsaken for so many long decades
how could they ever trust another man with a pen?
and finally, Ballistics
When I came across the hig-speed photograph
of a bullet that had just pierced a book-
the pages exploding with the velocity-
I forgot all about the marvels of photography
and began to wonder which book
the photographer had selected for the shot.
Many novels sparing to mind
including those of Raymond Chandler
where an extra bullet would hardly be noticed.
Nonfiction offered too many choices-
a history of Scottish lighthouses,
a biograhy of Joan of Arc and so forth.
Or it could be an anthology of medieval literature,
the bullet having just beheaded Sir Gawain
and scattered the band of assorted pilgrims.
but later, as I was drifting off to sleep,
I realized that the executed book
was a recent collection of poems written
by someone of whom I was not fond
and that the bullet must have passed through
his writing with little resistance
at twenty-eight hundred feet per second,
through the poems about his childhood
and the ones about the dreary state of the world,
and then through the author’s photograph,
through the beard, the round glasses,
and that special poet’s hat he loves to wear.
So that’s it. If you’re looking for a good book of poems, Billy Collins delivers more consistently than anybody I can think of. I hear the new Gladwell book is good too, so I’ll let you know.
*Guernica Interviews Billy Collins
*Only portions of the poems were printed, except for Ballistics, and as such the lines should only be considered out of context.





thanks very much for sharing those. I’ll go spring for the book. What a terrific smile in print.
Thanks for sharing!
I picked up Floating Around the Room Alone after reading what you had posted about him before and have been in love with his work ever since. So, thanks for sharing.
Thanks for spreading the words. These exerpts are deliciously Collins. Now I want to read the whole collection. And go to Paris. Right away.
Billy Collins will be performing at International Arts Movement’s Encounter (Feb 26-28 in NYC), along with Burnside writer Susan Isaacs, who will be reading from her upcoming book “Angry Conversations With God” and teaching a writers’ workshop. I interviewed Susan (who happens to be my friend and former roommate) last week for our podcast, and she mentioned you, which prompted me to visit your blog tonight. I was delighted to see Billy’s smiling face! And, don’t be jealous, but I just confirmed today that I’ll soon interview Billy too, so if you’re interested, check out the IAM podcast in a couple of weeks!
Christy,
Susan and Billy at one reading sound well worth a trip to New York. Do let me know when you interview both so I can provide a link. Sounds terrific. I’ve been wanting to attend a Collins reading for a long time. And in New York sounds perfect….
The first of three segments of Susan’s interview is up – http://internationalartsmovement.org/podcasts
I’ll keep you posted when the others go up.
And please do come to the Encounter! We’d love to have you.
I’m a big Billy Collins fan. He was at the Decatur Book Festival here in Atlanta a couple of months back. Don’t know if you’re familiar with poet David Kirby at Florida State University. He writes brilliant ultra-talk narrative poems with laugh out loud humor and great high/low juxtaposition. His wife is Barbara Hamby. Another great poet.
Don: Yes, you need to be there. There will be lots of wonderful Christian artist WOMEN at IAM. SO, really what are you waiting for???
but now I’ve read his poetry you selected here, and despair of ever standing in the same room with him, when he writes like that. I’m taking of my shoes rather than picking the blackberries
So…this has nothing to do with the post, but just so you know, the header on your e-newsletter is linked to your old blog site which is coming up as a dead link.
I’m not a big reader of poetry, and I’d never heard of Billy Collins, but my goodness — the last line of Ballistics — brilliantly devastating. Thank you for the introduction.
I sent in a manuscript for a contest Billy is currently judging. Anyone who can properly bribe him for my win, will be rewarded….good to see poetry being talked about here.
Gladwell seems obsessed with how things work. But, to quote W.H. Auden,
“And ghosts must do again / What gives them pain.”
…damn those intoxicating thorns.
Billy Collins? Isn’t he that working class kid from England that does ballet?
I get the same way about Thomas Lynch. His essay or poem collections always make me giddy for a few days — then, periodically, as I read and reread them.
And Gladwell is a delight.
Paul,
Was Thomas Lynch the poet featured on an episode of Frontline? There was a Frontline doc called “undertaking” that, when I saw it on Tivo, I nearly skipped (anything non-political couldn’t be good, right?) but I watched it anyway and it might have been the best one I’ve seen. And there was this poet/undertaker from Minnesota or Michigan who was phenomenal. I made my friends watch it. I think I saw it three times….
The poet undertaker was from Michigan.
Don,
Yes. That was him. Two exceptional books of essays. That was my first exposure to him. He also has several books of poetry — though you don’t have to go any further than his prose to find poesy.
The Undertaking: Life Studies from the Dismal Trade was his first collection of essays. It was a National Book Award Finalist. And it is a great place to start.
Somebody– or a few somebody’s… have computer animated several of Collin’s old works. The audio is his readings of his work. (I love his understated, dead pan deliveries) the videos are rather interesting representations of what’s going on.
They’re quite interesting literary music videos and can be found on you tube by searching Collins’ name. Fans who haven’t seen them ought to check them out.
Twelve years ago Billy Collins came to speak at Miami University in Oxford, Ohio. My parents were living in Oxford and my dad (knowing my passion for writing) invited me to join him to go see Billy. I had to work and could not go with my dad. But my dad told me afterwards that I should have called in sick and gone with him. My dad purchased a copy of The Art of Drowning for me that night and said he wanted to get it signed for me but the line was too long. Even now I am overwhelmed by the sweetness of that gesture. My dad passed away a little over a year ago and I recently wrote a tribute to him on my blog based on my experience of watching “The Diving Bell and The Butterfly.” I especially appreciate this post about Ballistics since I heard Billy Collins on “A Prairie Home Companion” not long ago reading his more recent poems including one about the loss of his wife. It prompted me to remember my dad by reading some poems in The Art of Drowning. I don’t know why, but this post just seems to bring all of these experiences full circle. I’m putting Ballistics on my Christmas list.
Emily,
That is such a sweet memory. And to have a book of poems (along with so much else) to remember your father with is special. Especially from a poet as thoughtful as Billy Collins. I’ve not seen The Diving Bell and the Butterfly but am currently reading the book. It does give you a different and more joyful feeling about life. Wonderful stuff. Have a great Thanksgiving and Christmas…
Don
Don, thanks for your words. This probably happens a lot but I’m gonna try any way. I am a graduating senior from a Christian College in the midwest. I’m a big fan of your work. The deal is this, I’m coming to Portland/Seattle for 2 weeks in December. I’m a southern kid straight from Northeast Alabama. I would really like to meet with you. I can’t afford a fancy interview, but I can certainly buy a cup of coffee. If you even read this please respond. I’d write a short spread for our newsletter. Thanks man. I look forward to the new book.
Hey Don,
Totally unrelated to this post but thought I might get in touch with you here.
I’m in Denver and my wife and I are mentoring a child apiece through a program called Denver Kids which helps provide mentors to high needs kids within Denver Public Schools. I’m trying to get some other folks involved within Adullam (our church). Any chance we can integrate this with the Mentoring Project? And if so, how would I go about that?
Thanks, dude.
Having been a (sadly i must confess) a non-poetry reader, I am oddly excited to go and find this book. I found myself laughing out loud… Thanks for sharing what you love.
I think Billy Collins would like your image of the book running around your feet like a dog. I got to see him read while I was a student at Whitworth College (now Whitworth University), and it was wonderful how the community showed up and packed the place out. I’ve never seen so many people enjoying poetry.