03Sep, 2009

A Million Miles and a Dozen or so Type-O’s

ThroughPaintedDeserts02-788006I’d spent a year or so writing my first book, and it was coming out early in 2000. I had the first copies sent to Texas where I’d be spending Christmas. My family knew I had a book coming out, but they didn’t think they’d see it for months. I received a box Federal Express and hid it in the trunk of the car I was using. I was dying to take a look at it, but there were too many people around. Finally, I ran an errand (my Mother sent me to Wal Mart to return something) and when I got there I opened the trunk, and the box, and reached in for a copy of my book. It looked great. I’d helped design the cover and I was proud of it. Anyway, I went into the store, flipping through pages and smelling the ink. Then I got in line to return whatever it was I was returning and I started reading. My favorite lines in the book were in the last few paragraphs, a scene in which my friend Paul and I walk into the meadow at Black Butte Ranch to watch sunrise one last time before we head different directions for the summer. And that’s when I saw the type-o.

The line was supposed to read:

“We were walking into the meadow. I was walking with my hands in my pockets.”

And instead said:

“We were walking into the meadow. I was walking with my hands in his pockets.”

I actually laughed it was so funny. It’s even funnier if you try to imagine the scene playing out that way.

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Anyway, all that to say, I received my first copy of Million Miles a couple days ago in the mail. The book looks great, and I’m eager to have it out there in wide release. I noticed today that many bloggers and reviewers are twittering about having received it too. So I thought I might ask for a favor.

My books are painstakingly edited. And proofed. And edited and proofed again. However, type-o’s reproduce like mice. You can’t get rid of them. It’s happened with every book I’ve ever written. I open it up, and within a few minutes I find a problem. I’ve only read ten or so pages of this one, and I’ve found a couple errors. Again, it’s not the fault of the editors. This might be the cleanest book I’ve ever released. However, if you happen to see a type-o or misspelled word or homosexual innuendo in a scene dominated by straight people, would you mind commenting on it here. Just thought I’d make a space.

The editors will look over your comments to make sure the second edition is problem free. Or rather, problem freer. There will no doubt be more mice.

Thanks!

Don

101 Responses to “A Million Miles and a Dozen or so Type-O’s”

  1. Patti says:

    Someone mentioned that Hemingway only has one ‘m’, right?
    page 98.
    Maybe you were thinking of Sally HemMings?

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