Relevant’s Short Story Contest

by Don on November 30, 2009

6a00d8341c630a53ef01157045f24c970b-800wiRelevant Magazine recently held a short-story contest as a promotion for A Million Miles in a Thousand Years. It was a great idea, and the stories that came in were terrific. And when they asked for short stories, they really meant it. Each story had to be under 140 characters. I thought I’d reprint the ten winners. Great stuff.

Cosette: The plane touches down and my seven years with out a sister are over. The little piece of China fits perfectly in my arms. Our family, complete

Vagabond: Peering through the skeleton mask and picking up my tricycle, I turned to see the police squad car pulled over behind me.

FirstnameL: When he woke up, the dinosaur was still there.

Architeuthistic: As the Decentville populace grew more demanding, Justice Jane secretly wondered if Sir Kilzalot was still hiring. Oh! He was.

cabbagemilk: When Feldman woke up in a tub full of Stove Top stuffing he thought to himself “I knew I shouldn’t have shaved my chest”

Kevin Stinehart: As the cashier gave a knowing look scanning the prenatal vitamins, I realized she is the first person on earth to know we are having a baby.

Craig Patrick: A true companion thru many a tale descended to me in a ship w/ a sail. His fury unmatched, his roar full of grace: grizzly bear from space.

Dave Jennings: Jennie leaned across the front seat for our first kiss. The back of my head hit the driver’s side window in retreat. I couldn’t reciprocate.

Gordon: Seeing the church marquee was a guillotine to the last ray of hope left in the pastor and father of three: God hates fags! It spoke of him.

trikelow: He thought she could be The One. Thanksgiving was Tofurkey. God closes a door.

Think you can do better. Feel free to leave some more in the comments. Remember, a story involves a character that wants something and goes through conflict to get it.

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Joey Cottle December 12, 2009 at 10:35 pm

At Target, I went to use the restroom. Entering, I couldn’t find any urinals, but only stalls. Swiftly, I made for the men’s room.

Todd December 13, 2009 at 1:49 am

And then it dawned on me that the thing that I had been looking for all these years was not a thing at all; it was less of myself.

tania December 14, 2009 at 11:36 am

Todd…I love your sentence! It was exactly what I needed to read this morning. Thank you. Bravo.

Brian Cornett December 16, 2009 at 8:50 pm

Staring through the looking glass, where does it lead him? To a place of uncertainty or the path to redemption. You can only find out if u look.

Sarah P December 17, 2009 at 10:13 pm

In silence she let the anger fester and grow more and more ugly as his terrible lies and deicite burned her heart and mind with sinister thoughts.

Eric December 19, 2009 at 1:59 am

Don,
I just saw this – I was actually one of the winners (cabbagemilk) and I just received my copy of “A Million Miles in a Thousand Years” in the mail. Can’t wait to open it up and give it a read!

Jenna December 21, 2009 at 9:34 pm

With tears streaming down my eyes, I realized that I hungered not for the boy’s love. I hungered for the love of his God. My God.

Jes December 24, 2009 at 12:51 pm

It was cold on the bathroom floor on the day of my birth. Secret, untold, I now entered the world. Too much of my life resembles my birth.

Eric December 26, 2009 at 10:46 am

I touched a dead man today and he didn’t touch me back.

Sonnet December 28, 2009 at 12:06 am

I awoke from a dream in which I cared for a baby elephant the size of a cat, to realize such a thing does not exist. Such truth made me sad.

jason December 28, 2009 at 1:23 am

he wrote in the book so as to have a conversation with its author

Dave Chen December 29, 2009 at 1:45 am

The nurse interpreted the daughter’s voiceless words: “I love you.” And though I barely knew them, that mother and child, I was undone.

True story.

Jon December 30, 2009 at 6:48 pm

I drove three thousand miles to tell her ‘I Love You.’ But when I got there; I couldn’t.

rebecca January 6, 2010 at 3:11 pm

The editor said to the writer, “Your job is to use words. If you’re going to let words USE you, keep it between yourselves and find a room!”

Deb Meyer January 6, 2010 at 10:44 pm

She sped through the unknown city streets, hurrying to get him to urgent care before he freckled the back seat of her husband’s new car. No way will he sign my book tonight.

Jonathan January 8, 2010 at 6:49 am

The wind picked up, and the balloon was away! Up in the air, grab – miss! Only cake left now.

Aaron January 11, 2010 at 10:50 am

“You must wear underwear under your pants!”, insisted his mother. Clever at age five, and defiantly nude.

Christina Valenzuela January 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm

They met each other while attaining their international business degrees. She wanted to save the world. He wanted to conquer it.

islandball January 28, 2010 at 4:18 am

Seconds after Greg tucked his electric blanket around his feet, he sighed. Through prayer, and because of blank black, he left his chair for the remote; a million miles away.

Nathan January 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I pooped my pants. I played guitar. I’ll die someday.

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